Two Scenarios

Scenario one:

in hamkhooneye eshghe karate o kong fu o in chizaro dare. inja ham kholase ye classi mire o maro bichare karde ba in tamrinatesh dar khoone. Kholase chand rooz pish miad be man mige ke kelase karatashoon ye barnameye kheirie gozashte va harshagerdi movazafe ye mehmoon biare be kelas. kholase goft ke man kesio gir nayavordam ke baham biad dar antije to bia. ma ham az hame ja bikhabar goftim ok va emrooz roozi bood ke barname bood. sobh kholase raftim oonja o didim oh oh ye mosht heikal, dokhtar o pesar, oonjano daran miparan bala payino lagado ina mizanan. kholase in hamkhooneyie man kollan yadesh mire masaele moheme marboot be ye barnamaro onvan kone. ma mesle hamishe ye shalvare mamooli pooshide boodimo ye kafshe gheire varzeshi. oonja ke resididm taaze fahmidim ke ghazie chie. mehman ha gharar boode bian oonja va dar oon 2 saat ba baghie tamrin konan va ye techninquee defa e shakhsi yaad begiran dar teyye oon rooz!!!! va in hamkhooneye ma kollan in tikkaro yaadesh raft bege. kholase natije in shod ke man dar oon 2 saat ba lebase aaddi shoroo kardam kong fu tamrin kardan!!!! hala khoda ro shokr baz man yecharkhi savar mishamo ye estakhri miram. ama be har haal ina baraye tamrinaye ina aslan kaafi nabood. kholase begam baad az ye saat tamrin ghande khoone man be sefr reside bood va man rasman dashtam ham mesle khar aragh mikardam ham cheshmam siahi miraft. ama khob baz ehsas e khoobi bood o hal dad!!!

Kong Fu hala hamin jooor ke hamkhoonam sare maro khorde, doroste ke age vaghean adam be soorate hesabi yaad begire, mitooone bezane baghiaro daghoon kone. ama kollan dar beine varzesh haye razmi, be ziba boodan maroofe va kollan adam ba negah kardane in varzehs ham kolli hal mikone.

hala, man kollan hadafam az in dastan chize digast. barname ke shoroo shod, morabi oomad va be hame khoshamad goft va shoroo kard rage be in barname sohbat kardan. ghazie ine ke inja dar america kollan ye markaz e pazhooheshi hast be name St. John's hospital ke marboot hast be koodakane saratani. hala jahaye digaro nemidoonam vali inja cinema ke miri, ham ghael film, ham mogheye kharide bilit behet rage be inja migan va azat miporsan age mikhay pooli bedi. dar tv ham hatta tabligh dare v akholase kheili khafane. albate man kollan nemidoonestam jarianehs chie ta inke in aghay emorabbi emrooz daghigh rage behesh harf zad. in markaz kollan ye markaze pazhooheshie kheirie hast. kheirie be in mani ke har bacheyi ke saratan dare ro mipzare bedoon niaz dashtan be bime ya chize dige va dar tamame moddati ke oon bache oonjast, yek zarre pool az kesi nemigire. hala ya bache shafa peida mikone ya inke mimire ama nokte ine ke kolle kharje mamooolan hodoode yek saleye in bacharo khode bimarestan az mahale komak haye kheirie mide. adadi ke emrooz morabbie midad rage be kharje roozaneye in bimarestan, dar hodoode 1 milliono 400000 dollar dar rooz bood!!! va in morabbi kollan ghasdesh az n barname in bood ke be ezaye har mehamn, nafari 15$ migereftan va midadan be in bimarestan. alave bar in, bache hayi ke dar in kelas miano miran, kollan ye barnameye khaas dashtan dar akhar ke shoroo mikardan be shekastane ye seri takhteye choobi ba pa. har takhteye choobi or yeki mitoon b har ghiemati ke mikhad bekhare va mamoolan mellat takhteyi 1$ pool midan. ba in osaf in kelase karate salane 5000$ be in bimarestan komak mikone. ke albate dar kol aslan kheili nist vali be har hal hamin ke ye hamchin jayi ke niazi be inkar nadare, inkaro anjam mide khodesh jalebe.


Scenario two:
Hatman kesayi ke dar tehran hastan in ghollak hayi ro ke dar bazi maghaze ha miforooshan va moteallegh be bimarestne koodakane saratani dar tehran hast ro didan. ghazie ine ke adam mitoone ba moraje e be bimarestan ye seri ghollak ro majjani begire va bebare be khoonash, maghazahs ya har chize dige. baad dar teyye sal poole khoordo har chizi ke niaz nadare ro berize oon too ta inke por she. baad bebare pas bede be bimarestan.
Hala, oon moghe ke man iran boodam, doreyi bood ke khatami hanooz rayis jomhoor bood va group haye rock hanooz ejazeye ejraye barname dashtan. manam dar oon doran besiar rage be in group ha va concert ha jav gir boodamo kollan baraye har concert too kooche o danehsgah kolli tabligh mikardam. kholase yeki az in concert ha marboot be ye groupi bood b naaame "DNA". az oonjayi ke dar iran inghadr in group haye rock ro mellat tahvil migiran va alave bar oon dolat beheshoon kheili ejazeye kar midad ke, kollan age ye groupi mojaveze ejra migereft baraye ye saloni, kollan dige barash bas boodo va aslan be fekre dar avordan poolo ina az barname nabood. mizane tahvile mardom ham az barname ha inghadr bad bood ke nahayatesh group ha kheili shans miovordan kharje kerayeye salon ba pooli ke mellat midadan babate bilit, yer be yer mishodo dige hichi be hichi.

dar oon avakher ham keam kam aslan mojavez sader nemishod va kholase salon gir avordan khodesh kheili honar bood. raahi ke in group va chand taye dige peida karde boodan in bood ke in bimarestan, ye salone sokhanrani dasht, na salon econcert!!! vali baz in group ha sohbat karde boodan va gofte boodan ke ejaze bedin ma barname ejra konim va har chi poole bilit shod male shoma ta kharje bache konin. oona ham ghabool karde boodan. kholase baraye in group e DNA, man yadame ke khodamo faghat "jer" nadadam az inek hey be hame goftam baba jaan, shoma biayn goore babaye ahango group, biayn ye 1000 toman poole bilit bedin faghat ta balke bere too jibe in bimarestan ke ye kari konan. man khodam har 2 rooz barnamaro raftam. tanha kesayi ke har 2 rooz ba man oomadan, yeki moalleme guitaram bood ke khodesh mesle man khoreye in barname ha bood va yeki ham doostam, majid!!!

be har hal baad az didane barnameye emrooz, vaghean baram modele barkhorde mellat invare donya ba oonvar kheili jaleb bood. invar mellat hazeran bian pool bedan 2 saatam aragh berizano pedareshoon dar biad, vali ye supporti neshoon bedan. oonvar 4 ta javoone bad bakht khodeshoono 6 mah mikoshan va faghat arezooshoon ine ke adama bian ye bar kareshoono bebinan, na zoori dare na hichi va taaze poshtesh ye amre kheir ham hast, vali khob mardome azizemoon ke kolle donya ro be cheshem kafar mibinan, hazer nistan poole ye sandwhichce feri lajano bedan ta ham ye kare kheiri karde bashan ham dele 4 ta javoono shad:)